Slept with my neighbor. Was uniformly not impressed. I have a feeling this is going to become a pattern.

"I never understood anger towards gay people because it doesn't affect your--it's actually the one thing that people can do, sex, that doesn't affect you at all. Nobody's being gay AT you . . .I mean, where do you come in?" Louis CK

a fun thing to do is ask some random "religious" person in your life this question...i honestly despair of the species sometimes...

"An individual who gets his kicks by shoving live hamsters into his rectum must not be reviled, though he may be prosecuted for cruelty to animals. Political correctness forbids me to identify such a paraphiliac as male but if he turns out to be female I’ll eat the hamster. "

I ADORE Germaine Greer.

angryforareason.blogspot.com/2006/02/how-to-induce-miscarriage-herbally-and.html

this is one of the safest remedies i've seen online, and because of that, i tried it and it worked...almost no side effects(besides having to go to the WC a lot, because of all the water i drank!), and the suggested ingredients can be found at any grocery store...seriously, ignore the dong quai and pennyroyal suggestions you might see online(the pennyroyal, especially, could KILL YOU, it's highly toxic), provided you don't have an allergy, this is VERY safe, and effective(i was 12 days late, and this still induced a miscarriage, even though the author suggestes using it within the first week of being late.). Make sure to read the comments, there are some supplimentary suggestions that are useful, from both the author, and those of us who used and commented on this remedy.

because i just found out i'm pregnant...this would be an unremarkable occurrence, save that it would be my fifth pregnancy...i have three children...so, planned parenthood will be receiving a call tomorrow morning(thank the powers-at-be for saturday hours!)...this pisses me off though, because i had this same situation occur almost exactly one year ago... my ob/gyn swore up and done that between nursing, condoms, and one of the mini-pills, my chances of being impregnated again were relatively nil... so, she was wrong, and now i have first-hand knowledge of how an RU486-induced abortion feels(very crampy, pretty gross, lots of fluids & blood,fucks with my cycle for about three months...and i'll be damned, but i'll do it again before i have the surgical option, that shit's creepy)...i switched both my pills and my gyn, and what do i have to show for it? man, i'm sooo looking into the Essure procedure... i just wish i could get the SO clipped, but he's having none of it...

My brother opened up his fortune cookie yesterday, only to read " With constant friction, even the greatest iron rod becomes a tiny needle"...yes, my family are a bunch of pervs (myself included), and this provided endless amusment for the rest of the evening...it was almost a relief to get home to no smarty-mouth wanking jokes...ahh, family.